Loose Lips Sink Ships

Dear Jon,

Twenty years later and you're still talking smack. How sad.

Mae

Coffee Bitch

As you are probably aware, Phoenix has been having some pretty serious problems this week with water purification. Four of the five plants were shut down. People were advised to boil any tap water they use until further notice. This is a conversation I had with my boss:

HIM: "Have you been boiling the water for my coffee?"
ME: "First of all, we're in Scottsdale, and the water here is fine. Secondly, NO, I am NOT boiling the water for your coffee anymore than it's already boiled by the machine."
HIM: "Well, I was feeling a bit sick, so I wondered."
ME: "I seriously doubt it has anything to do with the coffee, but okay."

(Enter boss #2)

ME: "You've been drinking the same coffee, are you feeling sick at all?"
HER: "No, I feel fine. Why?"
ME: "He claims to be sick from drinking bad water even though we are in Scottsdale."
HIM: "It may have been the curry I ate last night."

GEE, YA THINK??? I love my job.

Courtney Made Me Do It

Since our dear miss Webwonky is taking a hiatus from posting, I'm taking over Blogdom to help you all get past the withdrawals I'm sure you've been having for the past couple of weeks. No? It's just me? Well if nothing else I guess I can log in and talk to myself each morning.

Maybe I'll have something of consequence to post later. Until then, be sure to go out and get your very own boondoggle key chain. A must-have for this season's fashion.