Tom Smykowski

Well well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills, I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Welcome to the World, Baby Girl!

Congratulations, Jenny & Adam!

Maya Paige Compton
Born: May 1st at 1:57pm
Measuring in at: 6 lbs. 6 oz. 19 inches

I can't wait to meet her! I love you all so much.

Love,
Auntie Jodi

Welcome to the World, Baby Boy!

Congratulations, Joe & Allison!

Jack Joseph Spalding
Born: April 18th at 12:25pm
Measuring in at: 7 lbs 3 oz. 19 inches

I can't wait to meet him.

Love,
Auntie Jodi

Mele Kalikimaka!

Aloha!

I'm certainly second-guessing my decision to fly to Utah for Christmas. It's currently 80 degrees and sunny in Kona. It's snowing with a high of 34 degrees in Salt Lake City. BRRRRRRR! Dad, please don't forget to bring my boots and down-filled parka to the airport tomorrow morning.

I hope all of you have a happy & safe holiday.

Love,
Mae

ADHD

So, yeah. Project x365.org is really going well for me over here.

x365.org - No. 6

Abby - When we first met, you fit in the palm of my hand. Even though you live with your Auntie Jenny now, you'll always be my favorite little kitty!

x365.org - No. 5

Scott - You had sex with your brother's fiance' on a coffee table in front of a room full of other guys. The saddest part of all? Not only was your brother in attendance...it was his bachelor party!

I just threw up a little recalling this dark moment in time.