Saturday, September 23, 2006

09690-081 SPEAKS

"I really have no idea what I'm supposed to be writing in this thing..."

"Personally, I find 'blogging' rather tedious and too canned. I much prefer the spontaneity of instant messaging and archiving the text."

~thus spoketh bobbo 092306

p.s. jodes is cute.

p.p.s. awww i am fucken blushing! for real.

p.p.p.s. you got style you got class you got soul you're bad ass

p.p.p.p.s. seems down your back alleys, anything goes.

p.p.p.p.p.s. word.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Tuesday, April 25, 2006


Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday To You!

Happy Birthday Dear Tambamboozlepatootinrootinroozle,

Happy Birthday To You!

P.S. Hpoe yuo cuold raed teh crad I mialed ot yuo ;)

Monday, April 10, 2006

TOWANDA! Or, Mill Avenue Inspires Memories of Evelyn Couch

THE SCENE: Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot

Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!

THE ACTION: Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times

Girl #1: What the hell are you doing?
Girl #2: Are you fucking crazy?

Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The Waste Land

My nerves are bad tonight. Yes, bad. Stay with me.
Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak.
What are you thinking of? What thinking? What?
I never know what you are thinking. Think.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Who Threw a Handle?

Don't any of you even entertain a single thought about going as "The Landlady" for Halloween this year. She's MINE!!!

Friday, March 24, 2006

I'm the Lyrical Jesse James

Band? Song Title?

No internet cheating. Rub those two remaining brain cells together and let me know who sang it and the title of the song without the aid of the world wide web. Good luck!

You'll have the power.

Bye now.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

I'm Just Sitting in My Car and Waiting for Serj Tankian

"You know that every time I try to go where I really want to be, it’s already where I am, cause I’m already there."



"I think you do what you’re destined to do," says Tankian, expressing what could serve as his band’s credo. "If you follow your heart and you follow your path, then you’ll always be safe with anything that you do..."

P.S. Look out, MJK.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

The Party of the First Part

According to our contract, at precisely midnight, at the moment of her greatest triumph, the party of the first part, that's you, agrees to render up her soul now and forever more to the party of the second part, that's me. Shall we go?