"I really have no idea what I'm supposed to be writing in this thing..."
"Personally, I find 'blogging' rather tedious and too canned. I much prefer the spontaneity of instant messaging and archiving the text."
~thus spoketh bobbo 092306
p.s. jodes is cute.
p.p.s. awww i am fucken blushing! for real.
p.p.p.s. you got style you got class you got soul you're bad ass
p.p.p.p.s. seems down your back alleys, anything goes.
p.p.p.p.p.s. word.
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
I Refuse To Let Common Sense Cloud My Judgment
...so reads the postcard that Mrs. Spalding sent to me! I LOVE IT :)
Monday, May 01, 2006
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Tambamboozlepatootinrootinroozle!
Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday Dear Tambamboozlepatootinrootinroozle,
Happy Birthday To You!
P.S. Hpoe yuo cuold raed teh crad I mialed ot yuo ;)
Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday Dear Tambamboozlepatootinrootinroozle,
Happy Birthday To You!
P.S. Hpoe yuo cuold raed teh crad I mialed ot yuo ;)
Monday, April 10, 2006
TOWANDA! Or, Mill Avenue Inspires Memories of Evelyn Couch
THE SCENE: Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
THE ACTION: Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times
Girl #1: What the hell are you doing?
Girl #2: Are you fucking crazy?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
THE ACTION: Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times
Girl #1: What the hell are you doing?
Girl #2: Are you fucking crazy?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
The Waste Land
My nerves are bad tonight. Yes, bad. Stay with me.
Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak.
What are you thinking of? What thinking? What?
I never know what you are thinking. Think.
Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak.
What are you thinking of? What thinking? What?
I never know what you are thinking. Think.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Who Threw a Handle?
Don't any of you even entertain a single thought about going as "The Landlady" for Halloween this year. She's MINE!!!
Friday, March 24, 2006
I'm the Lyrical Jesse James
Challenge:
Band? Song Title?
Rule:
No internet cheating. Rub those two remaining brain cells together and let me know who sang it and the title of the song without the aid of the world wide web. Good luck!
Prize:
You'll have the power.
Bye now.
Band? Song Title?
Rule:
No internet cheating. Rub those two remaining brain cells together and let me know who sang it and the title of the song without the aid of the world wide web. Good luck!
Prize:
You'll have the power.
Bye now.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
I'm Just Sitting in My Car and Waiting for Serj Tankian
"You know that every time I try to go where I really want to be, it’s already where I am, cause I’m already there."
(SUGAR!!!)
~~~
"I think you do what you’re destined to do," says Tankian, expressing what could serve as his band’s credo. "If you follow your heart and you follow your path, then you’ll always be safe with anything that you do..."
P.S. Look out, MJK.
(SUGAR!!!)
~~~
"I think you do what you’re destined to do," says Tankian, expressing what could serve as his band’s credo. "If you follow your heart and you follow your path, then you’ll always be safe with anything that you do..."
P.S. Look out, MJK.
Sunday, January 22, 2006
The Party of the First Part
According to our contract, at precisely midnight, at the moment of her greatest triumph, the party of the first part, that's you, agrees to render up her soul now and forever more to the party of the second part, that's me. Shall we go?
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