Monday, April 10, 2006

TOWANDA! Or, Mill Avenue Inspires Memories of Evelyn Couch

THE SCENE: Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot

Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!

THE ACTION: Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times

Girl #1: What the hell are you doing?
Girl #2: Are you fucking crazy?

Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.

3 comments:

webwonky said...

hola mae! for some reason, i can't text msg you back! arrggghh... what provider do you use? maybe i can do it from their website. regardless, we will have to chat soon

Mae said...

Well that is the pits! I have Verizon. We DEFINITELY need to chat soon! I'll see if I can catch you on IM this week.

Carl Parrish said...

I love that scence btw.