THE SCENE: Evelyn is cut off in a parking lot
Evelyn Couch: Hey! I was waiting for that spot!
Girl #1: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!
THE ACTION: Evelyn rear-ends the other car six times
Girl #1: What the hell are you doing?
Girl #2: Are you fucking crazy?
Evelyn Couch: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.